im going to put this in my queue forever
JFC SALT I SEE THIS ON MY DASH LIKE EVERYDAY AND I WANNA CRY
NO NONO NONO NOT THIS TERRIFYING HORRID THING AGAINSDLJLDSJGLKSDG
districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
you used the wrong flag France
holy fucking shit









